The Checkdown Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.