The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klubnik, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Garrett Wilson
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- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.