The Overthrow Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.