The Bad Snap Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.