The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Garbage time arrives early for Klubnik: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
89%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.