The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Klubnik: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
88%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.