The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.