The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
89%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.