The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- A mysterious flag erases Klubnik's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.