The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.