The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.