The Checkdown Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.