The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Every deep ball Klubnik throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.