The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Every deep ball Klubnik throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.