The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.