The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Bears fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klubnik's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.