The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.