The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klubnik's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.