The Overthrow Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klubnik, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.