The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.