The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.