The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Every deep ball Klubnik throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.