The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.