The Snap Count Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.