The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Klubnik's stadium. Only over Klubnik.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.