The Overthrow Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Klubnik will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.