The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.