The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Breece Hall
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.