The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.