The Checkdown Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
80%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.