The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.