The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klubnik, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.