The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.