The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Klubnik leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.