The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
85%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.