The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Klubnik's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
84%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.