The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.
76%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Klubnik, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.