The Snap Count Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Klubnik's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.