The Sack Spiral Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Klubnik scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
76%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.