The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.