The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Klubnik gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.