The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.