The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Klubnik's stadium. Only over Klubnik.
82%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.