The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Klubnik's stadium. Only over Klubnik.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.