The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Every deep ball Klubnik throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Klubnik's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.