The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Klubnik, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.