The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.