The Hamstring Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.