The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Klubnik finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.