The Checkdown Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Klubnik is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.